Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
There's no accounting for taste.
Tongue and groove
Steven Hawking
Tongue and groove.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
They have the gift of tongues...
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
A tongue
Its on the tip of my tongue...
A tongue.
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
No studs. All tongue in groove.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
For the watch.
Cus he drank it before it was cool.
Cus he drank it before it was cool...
Samson he brought the house down!
House.
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
A walk.
Stpehen hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
See you next month.
Manhatin'
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
Because it was pi-rated.
My 401k
Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk
