Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
There's no accounting for taste.
Tongue and groove
Steven Hawking
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
They have the gift of tongues...
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
A tongue
Its on the tip of my tongue...
A tongue.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
They'll tell you.
I can't pair wines like this.
AcCOUNTing.
On account of the coffin.
Stephen Hawking
But we would never know because he couldn't stand up
When your tang gets all tongueled up.
M'rauders Map
Hogwarts!
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
Ten minutes.
