Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
There's no accounting for taste.
They have the gift of tongues...
A tongue
A tongue.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
They have a mole on their body.
He isn't very App-y
Cus it was sad.
Cus he drank it before it was cool...
Tarbucks.
A farte
Because they drink it before it's cool.
Because proper tea is theft.
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
I Expectsum Patronum
This place feels earie.
Stephen Hawking after a housefire.
Stpehen hawking after a house fire.
The hippocampus.
Regular rocks are too heavy.
