Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
There's no accounting for taste.
They have the gift of tongues...
A tongue
A tongue.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Because 7 ate 9.
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
Because Windows 8 9.
Because 7 8 9
Teabrew.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
If it spins anti-cyclonically
It goes back for seconds
Scissor me timbers!
I said in HD. They didn't like it...
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
On account of the coffin.
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
Their service isn't even that good.
