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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

Hogwart Jokes More Hogwart Jokes

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!