What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.