What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.