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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Hogwart Jokes More Hogwart Jokes

What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts?

SnapeChat

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.