What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

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How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off