What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.