Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.