Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

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What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments