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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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How can you tell if the code is broken?

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.