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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

What are you?

Broke.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.