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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

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What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.