What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.