What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.