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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.