What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.