What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!