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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.