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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.