What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Benny. Benny who?

Benny thing happening!

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.