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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

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Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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The kernel was looking for him.

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EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics.

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Meow.

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

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Pen and Oink!