Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

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What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink