Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Oink Jokes More Oink Jokes

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!