Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!