Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!