Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!