Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.