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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.