Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.