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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.