Teaching the chicken to cook
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
A lardvark!
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
CookEZ.
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
Getting to the root of the problem.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
