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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.