What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'