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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.