What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor