How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!