How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.