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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.