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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience