How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

How do you measure love?

In hertz!