How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.