How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Jog-raphy!

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.