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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.