How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.