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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance!

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels