How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.