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Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.