Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)