Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.