Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.