Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.