Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The tyranno-sorest rex
No gain no pain.
A masochrist.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
Because they chew balls.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Because he was pain in the neck!
A pain in the arse.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Shoot him again.
Its a life of pain
It pains them to have standards.
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
He felt pain.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
In Hertz.
Anything to ease the pain.
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck!
They always take things the wrong way.
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
An old man yelling at the cloud
Joint custardy
His and Hearse towels
Barium.
Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
Burgers ma'am.
They both hand out long sentences.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
A nice tight seal
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
Geurrilla warfare
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
