Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
The tyranno-sorest rex
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Because he was pain in the neck!
Its a life of pain
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
In Hertz.
They don't know the words.
I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!
She was a little shellfish.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
The Mail Room
It would just take a few bytes then run.
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
The punchline
You have a broken finger!
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
Yes!
One, because that's an Oeuf.
The cold shoulder.
JOHN CENA
