Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
The tyranno-sorest rex
No gain no pain.
A masochrist.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
Because they chew balls.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Because he was pain in the neck!
Its a life of pain
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
In Hertz.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Rude"olph
Mind the GAAP.
Thesaurus.
RAWR!
Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!
Sounds like he had already done the... time
Clark your car in the garage!
A boogati!
His and Hearse towels
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Because she was late.
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
So they don't whistle on the way down.
