Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
The tyranno-sorest rex
No gain no pain.
A masochrist.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
Because they chew balls.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Because he was pain in the neck!
Its a life of pain
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
In Hertz.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
"Nobody's perfect!"
Her computer had a bug...
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
Danke
In little knotsies....
Essays.
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
Cellfcentered
I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!
I'm more of a L'Oreal fan
By thinking outside the bawks.
The Kurds have their ways
Because he had the right of way.
Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
Tyrannosaurus Ex
