Pain Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they were veloco*raptured*.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain