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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....