Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.