Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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Who's there! Anatole! Anatole who?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck!

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.