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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.