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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.