Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

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Because he needed his space.

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One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Necking.

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.