Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.