Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.