Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation