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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What's your favourite letter?

Student: The letter G. Teacher: Why is that Angus

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.