Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.