Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
Get married on his birthday.
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
Seeing her box.
All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.
Olive.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.
Mothmatics