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Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

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Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here