Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Jack
What Men Know About Women
Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
A cramberry.
They didn't study.