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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.