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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

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What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.