How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

It swells at night.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

It swells at night.