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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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Four-tified

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.