How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

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Peas and franks.

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A happy medium.

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The size of the tip.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.