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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.