Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.