Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.