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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i