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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche