Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.