Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i