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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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Mercedes Benz...

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke