What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

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What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke