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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.