What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.