What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.