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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.