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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!