Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What do salads and Mexicans have in common?

They both benefit America!

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!