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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

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Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

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Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

Cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

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What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.