Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings