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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

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Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!