Because Freedom Rings.
They lost their reservations.
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
By telling them knock knock jokes!
Because Freedom Rings!