What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs