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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.