What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

What do you call a Canadian rap group?

Poutine Clan

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.