What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.