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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

What is the most popular Canadian poultry restaurant?

Chic-fil, eh

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.