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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.