Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What's your first name?

Avoids

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel