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Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Your Age Is Only Math

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

Marijuana Addict Jokes More Marijuana Addict Jokes

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Poutine Jokes More Poutine Jokes

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.