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Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

Why did the duck get arrested?

Because he was smoking quack!

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders