Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's ISIS's favorite Country Band?

Allahbama

What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.