Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Poutine Jokes More Poutine Jokes

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)