Carrs.
Because they serve Poutine.
Yours.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
They could be stalking you!
Russel
Both of them smoke the leafs
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Coop-cakes!
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.
Nunavet
Moo-dicinal
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
He was running on fumes.