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Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Poutine Jokes More Poutine Jokes

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Marijuana Addict Jokes More Marijuana Addict Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.