Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.