Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

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What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.