What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!