You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
I've never radished off to OP's mom.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
A-flat minor
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
A bonding agent.