What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.