What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.