What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.