What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.