What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!