You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Because it was out of tuna.
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
