Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

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Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.