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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm

How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms