Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.