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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.