How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms