Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.