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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.