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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug