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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

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What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.