Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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Shellfish.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.