Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

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Why did the criminal hide in the roof?

It was very Con-Ceiling.

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*