Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...