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What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!