Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.