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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November