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What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

Santa Clause Jokes More Santa Clause Jokes

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.