What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.