What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.