What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause