What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.