Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause