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Santa Clause Jokes

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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Your Age Is Only Math

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.