Santa Clause Jokes

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.