Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.