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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.