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Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)