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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

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What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.