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Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!