Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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They both steal cookies)

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Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.