Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

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Santa's little Elvis.

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I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Because they don't know the words.

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St. Moo-is.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!