Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks