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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A mynah bird!

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!