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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels