Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel