Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel