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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

Cuz they're always flockin' around

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!