Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.
You can run but you can't tide!
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
A mousetache.
Trick-or-tweet!
Khakaws!
Because he looked pretty seedy!
Because then they'd be called bagels!
Because it was a freight!
Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!
