Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.