March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Previous Random Joke Next
Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?

Al Caprawn!

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.