Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.