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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What s the difference between an ostridge?

It can neither fly

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.