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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels