Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

A receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.