Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Where did the Candian pirate live?

Ont**ARR**io

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.