Because they don't want to be bagels.
Uta Hagen daz.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
Everyone got swine flu
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Because if they did they would be Bagels
Because then you'd have to call them bagels.
Cuz then they'd be baygulls.
Because then they would be called Bagels!
Cliff.