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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!