Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks