Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.