Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

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Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.