Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.