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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls