A plain bagel.
A bagel
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!
Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.
Plane" Bagels!...
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels
Because he looked pretty seedy!
One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.
Because then you'd have to call them bagels.
Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!
Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.
A bagel.
Because they don't want to be bagels.
Because then they'd be bagels.
Because then they'd be called bagels!
Because then they would be called Bagels!
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
Because if they did they would be Bagels
Photos-in-the-seas!
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Socrates
Check, mate!
A jet engine stops whining after it lands
In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.
Judo
That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.
00-Sedan
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
It got stuck in a crack.
The Hodor-eliminating kind.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you.
A plane bagel.
