What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

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What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common?

They'll both make you one with everything.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!