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What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

With relish.