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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho