Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.