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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.