Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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Teddy Bear Jokes More Teddy Bear Jokes

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!