Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!