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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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Teddy Bear Jokes More Teddy Bear Jokes

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan