Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho