Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake