What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

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What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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Why are Austalian grocery stores the best?

Because of their Koala Tea

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian