What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell