What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

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What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.