Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!