Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

Jon Jokes More Jon Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.