Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say?

I wub you

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.