Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

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What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!